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by NotMe 173 days ago | Rating: 0.46 on 19 ratings (29 reviews) last by sunny yadav 32 hours ago

Barney: Boy, you never stop eating and you don't gain a pound.

Homer: It's my metaba-ma-lism. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones.

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