Please help me become the King of Fake NewsSubmitted by spacemonkey at 2018-01-06 13:09:33 EST
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I our smart and stable president is having an official Presidential Fake News Award Ceremony on Monday, where he will crown the first King of Fake News.
I am in fact the true King of Fake News, both in deed and by right of birth. It is important to me that I am officially recognized as such by the US government. It do a lot to help legitimize my regime.
I am writing to you, my long time Ubersite friends to please lobby the president to crown me the King of Fake News. My understanding is that the ceremony is on Monday, so you only have a couple days left to send your hand written letters, petitions, emails, tweets and direct messages on my behalf.
Thanks in advance.
The King of Fake News