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Some Reflections on the Events of September 11

Submitted by Mahalagus at 2017-09-11 14:08:03 EDT
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My followers and I had fasted and prayed for a thousand days, and on 9/11 our devotions were answered by the Angel Gabriel who consecrated my vision with the diadem of truth lain upon my silver hair: Yea, exalted above others, I saw in the flames of the tower first to fall the seven faces of a new Christ, a warrior for the third millennium of Christendom; and the new Christ in His first face bore in His Hand ten swords to lay waste Ten Falsehoods of Islam.

I saw our people bound to sacred duty: Yea, in the heavenward plume of the tower second in flame, we few, exalted in spirit, beheld rearing Bucephalus beckon all faithful to arms, and the second face of the new Christ turned He then to Assyria, that it be redeemed by the flowing blood of the Father of Uday.

Yea, in the Heavenward billowing flames turned He then the third face of the new Christ to Bactria and delivered famine and bondage to the impure. And so by ones the faces of a Christ arisin they commanded our armies to smite Persia, Mizraim, Scythia, Magog, Philistia and Phoenicia and all the defilements of a world at our mercy.

In the scattered rubble and flame of the Pentagram there was revealed to me the Seventh Face of the new Christ, and I alone beheld all truth: for the crown that Gabriel lay upon my head opened before me all the future of the world like a sunlit plain; and the Seventh Face of the new Christ turned He then to Deden and Sheba and commanded me, the Exalted, to rule in righteousness and opulence from the ash of Al-Masjd Al-Nabawi with a thousand concubines in the House of BUSH for all eternity.



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Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-09-13 18:09:43 EDT (#)


I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress 'em up, and make 'em reenact the Civil
War!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great


Submitted by Fucking foul at 2017-09-12 14:25:55 EDT (#)

wow ok

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-09-11 22:28:25 EDT (#)
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Suck my ass.

Submitted by spacemonkey at 2017-09-11 14:12:44 EDT (#)

wat


Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.

Homer: Hiya.

Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.

Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead
of ya.

El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer