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Ubersite is an embarassment

Submitted by Pubis at 2017-08-24 21:38:59 EDT
Rating: 0.66 on 3 ratings (9 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

"Not enough traffic data"

How can you get such low traffic with Uber in your URL?

We want hits & comments & arguments...basically old Uber. Not fucking Perkman's posts.

Bart Clifone, please act.
Some basic marketing strategy would surely help.

How much is this domain worth at this point anyway?


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Submitted by Fucking foul at 2017-09-06 14:20:29 EDT (#)

It was way better back in ye olden dayes of 2004 when I joined. It was still embarrassing then though. I married someone I met on here just so I would never have to explain Uber to an outsider.

Submitted by blackbear at 2017-09-05 19:53:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

this site has always sucked ass, as do the people who frequent it.

Submitted by tech-junkie at 2017-09-02 14:13:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

True, I miss the ubersite of 2004-2006 (re 16 y olds, anybody?).

Submitted by Pubis at 2017-08-30 20:48:24 EDT (#)

Didnt u have some sort of song Foamy?

Submitted by Captain_Foamy at 2017-08-25 19:40:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bring Captain Foamy back

Submitted by RoadSong at 2017-08-25 12:08:52 EDT (#)

We could get off our asses and write again?
We could invite some new writers here?

My iPad is crowing like a rooster at dawn. Some alarm I suppose. WTF

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-08-25 10:20:35 EDT (#)

"We want hits & comments & arguments...basically old Uber. Not fucking Perkman's posts. "

No, we really don't.

Actually, being in the top 2,318,800 seems like a pretty good deal. Habuaahahaaaaa

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2017-08-25 08:29:32 EDT (#)

Even if we could get traffic up, the only arguing anyone would do would be over some shitty cat memes.

No one seems to write more than a sentence or even have their own thoughts anymore. YouTube comments are nicer than Uber at this point.

Let's be honest with ourselves: the few that remain here are essentially on death watch for the site.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2017-08-24 23:01:31 EDT (#)

You're fortunate for the Perkman posts.. ungrateful.


That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI