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Submitted by OathMeal at 2017-03-13 17:36:40 EDT
Rating: -1.5 on 5 ratings (7 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

You are all colossal losers with zero prospects.

That being said, I just bought a vintage camper trailer. It's kinda sweet. I'm planning on taking it into the woods to use as a makeshift storage cell for various dead things I may collect.

They may also not be dead.

I guess the McDonald's value meals are still kind of a good deal but they just don't make some of the sandwiches like they used to.

Like the mcmuffin. That thing used to be the shit.


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Submitted by blackbear at 2017-04-05 00:33:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

wait wait WAIT.... I see what's really going on here.

YES.....Shlongy IS a colossal loser with zero prospects.

various dead things that can be collected, stored, buried, mounted, stuffed, handcuffed, etc... RIGHT.....

McDonalds.... home of the whopper?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-03-28 20:32:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Still homeless. Got it.

Submitted by blackbear at 2017-03-28 16:42:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

might want to think about getting a job

Submitted by Dru M at 2017-03-14 11:21:03 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

DIAF

Submitted by Tormentos at 2017-03-13 18:21:59 EDT (#)

Old camping trailers can be cool, but more often they're money pits. Do yourself the favor of modernizing the appliances and putting in a few strategically-placed frame-mounted eye bolts that protrude through the floor (out of the walkways, of course). It's nice to be able to rely on the works of the place when relaxing in the woods, and panicked teenage rapeslaves can rip screw-mounted d-rings right out of that cheap wood cabinetry they used to put in those things. Can't have that sort of thing ruining a nice trip away from civilization, can we? Of course not. Also: upgrade the suspension and put a layer of heavy soundproofing on the walls. OMG totes worth it.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2017-03-13 18:06:28 EDT (#)

k?

Submitted by ClubbedSeal at 2017-03-13 17:47:38 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Roids are bad


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