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Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-12-15 23:25:56 EST
Rating: -0.38 on 10 ratings (21 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Bart, How do I delete posts and such on this account? It's time for me to move on. Thanks.


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Submitted by Pubis at 2017-03-07 08:19:25 EST (#)

People usually get addicted to Candy Crush or Farmville...not dead URLs

Submitted by shitfuck at 2017-02-10 00:54:45 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Start by inhaling a bullet.

Submitted by Dru M at 2017-02-01 03:20:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Pedo b'low

Submitted by JonnyX at 2017-01-31 17:00:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Glad I missed it.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2016-12-23 16:54:22 EST (#)

Malheureusement this site seems to be slowly dying. What say you Malvolio?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-12-22 17:32:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

What do you say to licking my balls, "Sabrina"?

It's a good deal...for you.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-12-20 23:11:30 EST (#)

Right. Leave us with one less to torment and mock.
旅

Submitted by ArdAtak at 2016-12-20 18:58:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Farewell Big Sexy

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-12-19 07:46:01 EST (#)

Your drive and ambition are worthless if you lack the will to follow through.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-12-18 12:57:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Maybe you'll star in a snuff film. That's the only way that you'll be "making it in the movies". A "Live Video" on Facebook doesn't count.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-12-18 03:08:52 EST (#)

I may not post anymore, but I will comment. I guess when " uber" gets on you, unequivocally, it stays a part of you. Like a fungus, or like an estranged family member. Just lingering, it'd behoove me to leave, but I've let it in, it changed me.. insane really, but I'm still a, "square peg, trying to fit on a round hole..." I cannot leave. I may not post for a while, I'm 4 shots of Fireball in, and a mixed drink, at " Time" night club in OC, everyone is pretty.. almost as handsome, and ab ridden as me.. but not quite.. I won't quit on you uber.. but don't quit on me.. I'm going to make it in movies, ans I'll thank you for the kick in the ass to do it, I'm not going to give up, Naruto.. bars.

Submitted by Tormentos at 2016-12-16 21:09:18 EST (#)

Silvr saying "Well... bye" to Perkman is like Henry L. Stimson saying "Well... bye" to Hiroshima.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-12-16 17:44:01 EST (#)

Well... bye.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2016-12-16 17:31:12 EST (#)

NOOOOOOO DON'T GOOO

Haha j/k bye

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-12-16 17:20:46 EST (#)

Shlongy- If you guys feel it's best to leave my posts in the uber archives, that's fine. It was a part of a decade of my life. Didn't know you liked any of it, so thanks. I'll leave em' up.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-12-16 12:09:59 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Wrong again! The time to "Move on" was before you set up an Uber account.

You should let your Uber "body of work" live on forever...as an example to the youth of America on how NOT to do it.

Submitted by fuck you at 2016-12-16 09:49:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Consider deleting yourself while you're at it.

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-12-16 09:23:10 EST (#)

Don't give up, Perkman! You'll be a millionaire someday with your movie scripts!

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-12-16 01:46:12 EST (#)

Oh, I found it. Thanks.


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