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So, anyone else a little worried about ol' Perky?

Submitted by apollo88 at 2016-11-29 21:56:05 EST
Rating: 2.0 on 11 ratings (25 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I came over to Uber just now to see what was going on.

Seems to be the same old shit of JonnyX and Bubba having their inane old man fight, spam (as well as the odd comment from Spam), and Perkman.

Perkman was kind of just background noise when Uber was popular. Now he's like the number one poster on here, which is kinda funny really. I mean of course by frequency not quality.

His schtick has always been 'I'm soon to be a successful <insert career of the week here>' whether that was baseball (originally), law, medicine, baseball again, etc., etc., fucking etc.

However, clicking through his recent posts it is clear that whilst in reality he is living in a dumpster off Sunset handing his crayola written 'script' to anyone in a suit who passes by - in his head he is having coffee house meetings with producers, has a mentor who considers him his muse and earns $200,000 per week, has got super-AIDS from a racoon, and got a call out of the blue from Mr. Big who was turning his limo round right there on the freeway to come lavish him with contracts.

Meanwhile his writing becomes less and less coherent, Slivrwolf lazily toys with him whilst swirling bourbon into his hand hewn goblet and his response to that is to throw out the same three baseless insults in random order - most of them referring to JonnyX.

I think our little background, whiter than white noise, is now a beeeeeeeeeping CO2 detector with a low battery at 2am. I.e., difficult to ignore the cry for help.

Guys, he admits to trying to MAKE FRIENDS ON UBERSITE.

NOW.

In late 2016.

I personally have made some very good friends on Ubersite but that was like, 13 years ago. BB.

Before Bubba.

It's sad and I'm worried that my alter is gonna kill himself.

:(


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Submitted by Method at 2017-03-10 18:28:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You still owe me a long overdue drink, you Simon Cowell wannabe twat. Miss you.

Submitted by Pubis at 2017-03-07 11:46:59 EST (#)

surbubanites jerking each others off below

Submitted by mrwolf at 2016-12-30 17:57:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Gay.

Submitted by Dervel at 2016-12-16 10:19:58 EST (#)

Perkman?

Submitted by apollo88 at 2016-12-15 20:05:42 EST (#)

Rolf Harris?

Submitted by Dervel at 2016-12-15 07:49:48 EST (#)

Is he one of the Australian sex offenders?


Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-12-05 20:31:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Showed me her hole, below.

Submitted by Sage at 2016-12-05 12:49:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I knew you loved me.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2016-12-04 13:09:32 EST (#)

no

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-12-04 11:40:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Just livin' the dream...and now, maybe the Orange-man nightmare.

There's never a "Best Time" to go to Myrtle Beach; Instead, target 4 hours south of that...Hilton Head Island. I can meet you and your crew for cocktails and lead you to the best places to strike out with broads. It would be worth it. If you need help researching Golf/Condo packages on HHI, let me know. "I got a guy".

Golf game is pretty shitty- I'm dealing with a torn labrum in my left shoulder and undergoing rehab but the Doc said I can play if I can handle excruciating pain...so we played Harbour Town just last Friday. 9 good holes...9 brutal ones. The usual.

Never been to Utah- but have considered Park City so many times -but do plan on racing the Porsche around a track somewhere in Georgia in the next few months.

Submitted by Linus at 2016-12-02 12:29:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A P P R O V E D

Submitted by apollo88 at 2016-12-02 12:24:07 EST (#)

Alright shlongmeister!

How's the swing?

Perfect golf weather in Texas right now.

I just got back from skiing in Park City visiting some friends in Salt Lake for Thanksgiving with the jewess, took the M3 out on the salt flats there - have you ever been to Bonneville?

It's fucking crazy. Highly recommend.

Organising a trip this year with mates and brother/dad to Myrtle Beach, what's the best time of year to go there?



Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-12-01 23:51:19 EST (#)

I loathe you, you fat, football headed, McDonald's eating, chubby, Soccer watching, chubby, disgusting, Manchester United watching, fat fuck... but, hey' cheers. Nice to see you around these parts.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-12-01 18:18:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ahhh, tres bien, mon ami. Et tu?


Submitted by apollo88 at 2016-12-01 18:14:25 EST (#)

Ah, the man, the legend, the Frenchie himself.

Comment allez tu?


Submitted by Pubis at 2016-12-01 17:28:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I am Caul

Submitted by apollo88 at 2016-12-01 15:42:39 EST (#)

100% genuine!

I do not recognise your user name, Pubis.


Submitted by Pubis at 2016-12-01 13:45:43 EST (#)

Is this the real apollo?

Submitted by apollo88 at 2016-12-01 11:14:52 EST (#)

Submitted by Spam at 2016-11-30 12:56:12 CST (#)

None of my comments are odd. """"


The fact that you and I still exist is odd.


Submitted by apollo88 at 2016-12-01 11:14:18 EST (#)

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-11-30 11:31:12 CST (#)
Rating: 2

"hand hewn goblet"

Now THAT is the kind of subtle, hilarious burn I come to Uber for. Well played, sir.""""""

Sorry, I meant YOUR WIFE IS FAT

Submitted by Pubis at 2016-11-30 21:19:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"Before Bubba" +2

Submitted by Spam at 2016-11-30 13:56:12 EST (#)

None of my comments are odd.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-11-30 12:31:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"hand hewn goblet"

Now THAT is the kind of subtle, hilarious burn I come to Uber for. Well played, sir.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-11-30 10:07:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Always funny when you insult yourself, below.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-11-30 07:23:23 EST (#)

You're such a fat, deranged, truly sick individual.. but nice to know you grew a heart, through all that girth, football head.


Boy, I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

-- Homer Simpson
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