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Submitted by Pubis at 2016-11-22 04:49:27 EST
Rating: -0.88 on 12 ratings (25 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

When part of its name is the same as a multibillion dollar company?
There used to be two full pages of posts a day.

~ caul




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Submitted by Pubis at 2017-03-07 11:47:51 EST (#)

DruM - No

Submitted by Dru M at 2017-02-18 06:11:04 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Anglophile is Caulaincourt


Submitted by Anglophile at 2017-02-18 00:53:33 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-12-21 18:41:06 MST (#)

Bubba, oathmeal and Perkman single-handedly killed it.
....................

I never cared for Bubba or Perkman. Oathmeal was a neutral meh.
Apollo was/is an ass. Shlongy tries too hard to be a badass when he's
really just an unfunny pussy.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2017-02-17 22:07:09 EST (#)

Syntax pwn, below.

Submitted by shitfuck at 2017-02-16 00:29:38 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Dumbass, I used a colon.

Submitted by Pubis at 2017-02-15 19:36:03 EST (#)

Submitted by shitfuck at 2017-02-10 01:10:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You should probably asking more important questions, like:

How can I convince my dad to let me suck his cock after we read the bible tonight?
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You forgot the quotation marks so I take it you've been craving your father's dick throughout your bible studies.

Submitted by shitfuck at 2017-02-10 01:10:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You should probably asking more important questions, like:

How can I convince my dad to let me suck his cock after we read the bible tonight?

Epic fag.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-12-21 20:41:06 EST (#)

Bubba, oathmeal and Perkman single-handedly killed it.

Submitted by nitty34 at 2016-12-21 08:06:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Shlongy and I retired.

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-12-05 15:53:07 EST (#)

someone go to twitter, and post a link to ubersite under whatever the top trending hashtag is. should get a good traffic boost, i would think.

Submitted by CuriousRed at 2016-12-04 23:08:39 EST (#)

Because the majority of its userbase grew the fuck up and moved on? I haven't been here since middle school; it was honestly a shock to discover this site still existed.

Submitted by JohnGalt at 2016-12-04 01:20:35 EST (#)

Yeah, everyone who abandoned this place is the fucking worst. Bunch of assholes.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-11-28 10:40:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Dru at 2016-11-27 08:04:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Oathmeal still sucking dick. Pathetic.


Submitted by Linus at 2016-11-27 22:58:18 EST (#)

maybe bart will sell the domain to uber

Submitted by Dru M at 2016-11-27 08:04:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Oathmeal still sucking up to Bart. Pathetic.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-11-26 21:54:29 EST (#)

lol@bart

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-11-26 18:59:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by bart at 2016-11-26 16:29:39 EST (#)


"Still"? Was Shlongy ever funny?


I think he was being sarcastic, bart...ya dumbass.

If he wasn't, he should have been.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2016-11-26 18:49:52 EST (#)

I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2016-11-26 17:10:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

'''Tis a time of lament. They who think themselves blessed of the word are merely rank in the non believers eyes. No one spake and the uber world was dark.

Submitted by bart at 2016-11-26 16:29:39 EST (#)

"Still"? Was Shlongy ever funny?

Submitted by Pubis at 2016-11-23 18:40:00 EST (#)

I see Shlongy is still 'funny'.

Great memory, Bob. Is he still around?

Submitted by Tormentos at 2016-11-23 08:00:26 EST (#)

When you think about a Canadian working the wood, you know you always think of Caul.

https://www.canadianwoodworking.com/plans-projects/make-set-clamping-cauls

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2016-11-23 00:58:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Because JGreening has a fat pubis.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2016-11-23 00:33:20 EST (#)
Rating: -2

But whom killed it and whys?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-11-22 23:24:58 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Because you posted this.


Homer: The secret ingredient is --

Moe: Homer, no!

Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over-the-counter
children's cough syrup!

Flaming Moe's