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Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-08-31 11:45:51 EDT
Rating: 0.19 on 11 ratings (18 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


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Submitted by Dru M at 2017-02-18 06:14:38 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Shlongy at 2017-02-15 12:46:22 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Nailed it, below.

Submitted by shitfuck at 2017-02-14 17:03:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Video was garbage. I just kept thinking who is this selfish ignorant fucking moron that thinks driving a car and making a shitty self help video at the same time is a good idea. Fuck you.

Submitted by Sage at 2016-10-13 19:40:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by JonnyX at 2016-09-09 13:08:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oafmeal...I LOLed

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2016-09-05 09:10:28 EDT (#)

Watched for 2:11 with no sound, just to admire your gloriously unkempt beard. I'll come back and watch the rest later, maybe.

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-09-03 15:42:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

alright, i watched it. not bad. ok, im going outside now....or am i? nah, i'll just make some origami.

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-09-03 15:34:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

nah, no need for any of that. like i said, i appreciate your effort to help your fellow man. i just stopped watching when you started telling me to pretend i didn't exist, like i was dead. i thought wtf? and turned it off. but fuck it, i'll pick up from there right now and watch.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-09-03 15:27:07 EDT (#)

Blackbear, I can't tell if that's a slight against depressed people or not.

If it is, you're kind of a douche for picking on those clearly down on themselves already. Surely there's a more fitting target for you...perhaps, say, stage 4 cancer patients?

Submitted by blackbear at 2016-09-02 22:58:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

30 seconds into it, and i appreciate the effort to help your fellow man. fuck it, i'll watch the whole thing.

The magic bullet is.... GOD

Alright I tried, but I couldn't watch the whole thing.
Seems Oathmeal has a similar problem to Perkman... just posting for attention? nah, this seems like a cool dude, as beards generally are cool, he doesn't seem to care how many people view his youtube posts, he's doing it for himself, it's like a journal. but only depressed people keep journals, the rest of us go interact with other humans. and ubersite doesn't count.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-09-02 14:03:01 EDT (#)

Pay no attention to Perky, Shlongy. That's just the super rabies talking.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2016-09-02 13:03:28 EDT (#)

Shlongy, you're like that asshole father where someone gets an A, and you lament why it's not an A+. Hahaha you're a dick,but a necessary one.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-09-01 13:52:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You're truly going to save the world; Or at least, try and save some of the 41 people that, on average, peruse your videos.

Side note: What makes you think that anyone gives a shit about your take on this topic?

Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-09-01 12:26:20 EDT (#)

Shlongy this video was basically made for you.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-09-01 10:42:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

LOL...Thanks for the "tips" on life, Professor Shitforbrains.

Also, STFU.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2016-09-01 08:40:01 EDT (#)

fistbump silvr

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2016-08-31 15:41:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


And is that grey hair in your ginger face Brillo, homie? Fuck, we're getting old.

Whatever. I liked the video. I don't know that you're offering a cure-all or anything, but any exercise in self-awareness usually produces positive results. Thanks for posting it.

Submitted by Tormentos at 2016-08-31 13:06:39 EDT (#)

Today sucks on Uber. First Porkman shitposts and now Oafmeal period posts.

You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that
used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!

-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage