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Submitted by DaBeast at 2011-06-07 21:22:31 EDT
Rating: 0.62 on 14 ratings (14 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


... trimmed your sac down so your girlfriend would have something to clean her tongue off with after she brushed her teeth?




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Submitted by JonnyX at 2011-06-20 00:47:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ghi love pussy

Submitted by Unabonger at 2011-06-09 03:41:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by DaBeast at 2011-06-09 00:30:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Of course she told me. Your woman gotta big mouth. I ain't saying she got a purty one cause she smacked me the last time I said that. She also gotta bad habit of asking these oddball questions a second after the person she's asking has taken a drink. Sorry about your desk, btw. Hope it cleaned up before it got sticky.


Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2011-06-08 21:09:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+4

because of tits, and because I did that very thing


Last night


Dwidget told ya didn't she?

Submitted by Chroniclysm at 2011-06-08 15:07:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Subconsciously.

Submitted by Sage at 2011-06-08 09:07:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'm confused.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-06-08 08:19:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

What's a girlfriend?

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-06-08 07:33:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

-3, +1 for the pic.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-06-08 06:37:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Plus 1 for the pic.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-06-08 05:31:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Beasty, nice to see ya.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-06-08 04:56:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

...ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist?

Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist?

Well have you heard the word,
About the bird and the spider.
That wiggled and wriggled
And giggled inside her?

Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist?

Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist?

If all the king's horses
And all the king's men,
Couldn't put me back together again.
I'd say...

Rain, rain, go away,
Come again another day.

Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist?

Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist?

Rain, rain, go away,
Come again another day.

I can hear myself say,
This is not my day.
I'm saying what the hey,
You won't believe me anyway!

I can hear myself say,
This is not my day.
I'm saying what the hey,
You won't believe me anyway!

Have you ever, ever felt like this?
(Rain, rain, go away, come again another day.)
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist?

Have you ever, ever felt like this?
(Rain, rain, go away, come again another day.)
Have strange things happened,
Are you going round the twist?

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-06-08 04:32:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Maybe


Submitted by lostinwonderland at 2011-06-08 00:44:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Those might be better than mine....

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Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-06-07 21:27:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

None of your fuckin' business.

And, yes.


I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No
leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact,
no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

-- Homer Simpson
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